funniest things ever

background: i, for a bit, have wanted to make a list of the things that i find to be the funniest things ever. everything on this list is subjective, but if we find the same things funny then that'll make me smile hehe yay

i might add/remove things over time.. will keep this updated!

last updated: 12/30/25

in no specific order, the funniest things ever are...

• can you name a sound better than this?
• domer
• charlie charlie kirky
• she said she was 12
• (the word) chud
• 9/11 jokes and variants especially:
  • personal 9/11
    (inside joke)
  • opposite of 9/11
    (inside joke)
  • 9/12
    (inside joke)
• 67 inches
• pallas cat chin is being brushed
• sipping on promethazine
• the ram bullies the owl
• mario the man vs mario the idea
• green
• how green are you i’m very green it’s time to hear you green
• that one friend who is too green:
• i do not look like gurt. sihbow.
• i just lost my dawg my brother told me how to chase the bag
• thank you thank you (dream pacifier video)
• thank you. thank you. thank you. thank you.
• address me
• carmen windstead
• please speed i need this
• FAHHH
• spongebob big guy pants ok
• i’m from arlington texas im like that
• skeleton running across the screen
• start dancing if you love anime waifus femboys inflation furries

things that are funny that barely missed the cut

• gods chosen programmer
• im gurch
• 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
• oi oi oi larva
• freddy fazbear bfdi legs gif